ughhhh

I really hope this is sinuses that I'm feeling draining right now.

I have a sore throat, and feel a lot of head pressure. I'm going to make some hot tea here at work but first go get something to eat.

I think I want some more soup from somewhere. I really need this to not be me getting sick since tomorrow Auntie DC and Auntie Kellie come into town and there will be a lot of debauchery going on in NOLA.

And Mr. B says he's not feeling well and he thinks its the start of what he had before which was Tonsillitis which to me means that he'll be getting those bad boys taken out sooner then later.

Eh we'll see.

Weekend Recap Part Deaux

Ok so Saturday morning we were up and at em quite early..I had the Puffy Oprah eye going on from crying the night before and lack of sleep.

But nothing a Bloody Mary couldn't cure...I felt fine after that and a Dr. Pepper (yah first pop in over a month but hey I went back to drinking water afer that)

See the Puffy Oprah eyes...I wasn't lying (and this was the best one...I can't even show the ones with Auntie Mel)

Auntie Mel and I

Proof that I love this jerk

Best Tailgate Party! Mike, Eric, Me, Mel, Kevin, and Mike P

My stripper friend hehe Shannon...what would I do without her at these things?!

Jello Shots!

Prettiest place in the world.....

and I'll leave you with this...only in Louisiana and tailgating for LSU will you ever sing someone playing the washerboard and making it sound cool again!

The end!

Weekend Recap Part 1

This will be a two parter because frankly I don't feel in the mood to do the whole thing and post pictures.

First off I feel like crap today. Not like crap crap but just crap. I've had this nasty aftertaste in my mouth since this morning and it's getting worse which in return is making me feel nauseous.

Ok Friday

Uncle Jamie and Auntie Mel get there...we eat, drink, and be merry.
I made the whipped topping which was awesome!
Mr. B was surprised and shocked that I made him a Key Lime Pie.
He also loooved his presents and really was excited about his new Sperry's because apparently I did good and they were the exact ones he wanted!

The night kept going and going anddddd going...we were all drunk.

Well then we got on the discussion of this damn family trip of his and how I can't leave but a little early because I have so much work to do.
Then he said well come you can leave and take off of work this week for DC and you can take off the day before Tday but not with my family.

I informed him that we'd be out for a fucking week with his family for one....and for two I'll be doing two centers in order to help my name for a promotion one day and theres a lot of stuff that got screwed up when we went to Europe and I don't want it happening again.

And I tried offering a solution of meeting his brother in Lake Charles and seeing if I could use his wireless card on the way to Houston so I could do the work then and then I could leave earlier and then Mr. B thought that you can't use the wireless card while driving per say.

So does anyone know if I can?

Anyways he not only used the f word (which we never say fuck you or fuck off or else we stop and apologize immediately)

Well he says Fuck you and fuck your family! I was just shocked that he said that...and not only did he say it to me he said it in front of our guests. I sat there silently and then cried because I was amazed.

And our guests knew right then what a big asshole he can be. He knew he was wrong and immediately tried apologizing but I wanted nothing of it. He not only crossed the line but he took three giant steps backwards for his big run over the damn thing like a long jump.

Then he was trying to be a prick because he knew he messed up. So I went to bed and he came to talk it through and tried to get out of it being his fault but I held my ground damn it!

Then the talk turned into children and I finally told him we're spending 5k on trips this year and that is the amount of daycare plus we'll have cc's paid off so we'll have more cash flow and I said that I'd be willing not to take big trips and it finally clicked with him that I was serious.

So he was like "Are you really sure and serious that you would be willing to do that" I said yes as long as you were and that we could always get a beach house with his family or mine in Destin and split the costs so it would be uber cheap if we wanted to do a family trip.

And how I'm not going to play the game of well if the economies bad next year and wait another year because he had his timeline and I'm sticking with it and then he finally said that yes he does for sure want children and the gates of heaven opened up and the angels sang hallelujah!

And I told him he promised the beginning of the year and that I wouldn't bring this conversation up anymore until the beginning of the year and he was good with what we talked about and agreed that I had been being patient and will be until Jan 1...then it's on like Donkey Kong.

Anyways don't think he's an ass....well he is but he was drunk and said something really stupid and realized afterwards that in the past few years I've actually gotten screwed out of family stuff and that I was trying to come up with a solution. So all is well.

Then it was 2:15 and we had to be up for 6:15 and he proceeded to say "So you wanna have sex now?"

What do you think I said?

No...we're not making babies for another 2.5 months haha well I did say that but I was joking. I did say no because he didn't deserve it to which he replied "touche" and then we fell asleep.

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

And no I'm not pregnant phuah...

My announcement is after weeks of craving sushi I'm going to get some for lunch today! Boo yah!

I'm going to place an online order and run to Party City for the 7,568th errand of the week and then devour it!

Then I'm going to do nothing at work but daydream for my shift to be over so I can hurry up and work out then run home and put together Mr. B's presents and clean the toilets (because Mr. B is so farking lazy around the house) before our guests get in.

Oh I do have to come up with things for Mr. B to get at the grocery for dinner (and no don't think he's being all great and going to the grocery for me) it's because he wants to get beer and ice for tomorrow's tailgating ok haha

And I still have to make his homemade whipped cream for his homemade Key Lime Pie (ok I lie...the crust is store bought only because I couldn't fucking find Graham Crackers at Walmart) I mean seriously? They weren't in the cracker section nor the baking section with all of the other cookies...so I have no farking idea.

So I bought a graham cracker crust. But none the less when I go to Party City I'm going to pick up a piping bag and see if I can do cute little things with it.

Auntie Mel called last night to say she was getting Mr. B the Purple and Gold cross necklace he really liked which I thought was too sweet.

And Uncle Jamie called to say what should he bring...verdict is....a bottle of SoCo (what else could there be for him) haha

It will be a fun night of drinking (which I'm quite sure we'll all end up drunk) and hungover tomorrow! I see Bloody Mary's in my future!!!!

I'm just happy we have folks coming to stay for the weekend! wheeeee

Well I best go and figure out what sushi I want mmmm

Whooo

So they finally did it!

I am shocked that we pulled this off but next year will be the first ever Bayou Country Super Fest otherwise known as Fan Fair and Tailgate Party!

May 29th and 30th a ton of country singers (sort of like a mini FanFair but not as cool cause Nashville rocks my socks off) and you can tailgate outside of the stadium...we're really hoping to have a group go with us!

And it will be cool inside of Death Valley baby! Since we won't be able to go to Uncle Kevin and Aunt Jen's wedding due to it being almost 5k!!! which is what we spent on Europe and Mexico we will be able to do this squeeee.




http://www.bayoucountrysuperfest.com/?DB_OEM_ID=5200

Well good news is the doctors are very optimistic about PaPa's brain cancer. They have already started radiation. The doctors told him to go ahead and go on his cruise in December. Which ironically enough one of the cruises ports is in Cozumel. So we can take a ferry over there and meet up for lunch or something.

They also said his lung cancer hasn't gotten smaller but hasn't gotten bigger either so that is good.

We'll wait and see but they are treating it aggressively so that's great!

Onto news
A man was making coffee in his home at 5:30am. A lady with her child trespassed onto his property and was cutting through his backyard (don't ask me why so early and why she felt the need to do that) but she saw him naked through his kitchen window (to me she was a peeping tom or peeping tammy)

She called the police for indecent exposure!!!!!! In his home freaking home at 5:30am and she was the one trespassing!

The cops were harassing the man calling him a pervert! Can you believe that. If he gets convicted you know his name goes onto the Sex Offender List!!!! And the cops called his work too. I mean what is the fucking world coming to. Innocent hard working people are getting in trouble for nothing.

I really really hope he presses charges on her for trespassing and for being a peeping tom (thought it was named something else in the legal world but it's just good old Peeping Tom)

And then maybe she'll drop her charges. I mean this lady did wrong and now she could honestly cost this man his livelihood! That is just mind boggling...like all of these people who feel entitled to free shit in this world suing every person they can just to make a quick buck.

I mean what was she thinking??? Don't look in windows you crazy lady!!! ugh really chaps my ass...and I'm not sure why but maybe because I just have morale's of if someone is good and has done nothing wrong the law should protect them not hurt them.

And those cops should be suspended for harassing him and calling his work because they had no right to call his work and let them know what was going on...

Ok enough about that.

So last night I ran to Walmart to get stuff to make Key Lime Pie and check out to see if they had discounts on swimsuits.

Well I got Mr. B a 3 dollar swimsuit folks and its not trashy looking! The women's on the other hand...everything that wa cute was a size negative 5 so yah didn't get anything for me.

But I did find a Khaki LSU hat that Mr. B had wanted and I thought that would be a nice little gift for his bday. Well he saw it and then complained so I'm keeping it and will trek out AGAIN! and go get him a hat.

I have ran errands every single day this week on lunch and I'm just annoyed with it all!

Monday-Oil Change
Tuesday-Old Navy (But some was for me haha) and Pets Mart
Wednesday- Academy and Big Lots
Thursday- Tiger Mania
Friday- Party City

Tomorrow will be a full house most likely.
Uncle Kevin his friend. Aunt Mel and Uncle Jamie!!!
I got out of frying pork chops for Mr. B though whoo
We'll just do little stuff on the pit tomorrow night since everyone will be there.

I still have to go work out and Mr. B was going to go and get everyones beer for Saturday and I needed to rush home and make the homemade whipping cream for his pie however I bet he cuts out early since it's his bday tomorrow.

I can't believe he's 33 already! I remember his surprise 30th bday party...man that was before we were even engaged yikes!

Tonight I have to manage to make his Key Lime pie somehow and don't know how to do it without him knowing but I need to do it tonight so it can be in the fridge long enough to cool and settle properly.

It should be interesting to say the least.

Prayers Needed

Well Mr. B's Papa has cancer...he's had cancer and did chemo and it went away for a couple of months but it's back. To be completely honest it escapes me where it's at (thinking the lungs) but the reason why is because last night he found out it has spread to his brain.

Mr B.'s mom is devastated because that's who she is...so this is just worse. She may come to stay with us to see him since they're in Texas living right now.

I think he's in his early 80's and they already said that he wasn't doing well because of the chemo and he already had to start radiation today.

Please say a little prayer that he pulls though.

Thanks

Quick Furious Post

Mr. B and I were talking about politics and our country etc on Friday while we had date night (which honestly I couldn't tell you the last time we went to a decent restaurant, had, drinks, and actually had conversation the entire time) and he said "Yep I really appreciate not being able to have children right now" (being sarcastic) he is so afraid of the market and him losing his job that he's just scaring himself more and more...so yes I'd like to thank the crappy economy too!

This of course will not stop me from having the big "talk" once the new year hits. I calculated how much we will have spent on vacations this year and it's about 5k. Possibly closer to 6k.

Daycare would be between 5-6k a year. So there we go. We just don't go on expensive trips to Mexico and Europe for crying out loud! Maybe we rent a house in Destin instead.

Ok that's it..I'm not worrying about it for another 2 months though. No point.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming...

Without Further Adieu

Pictures of the LSU/FL tailgate and game

Shannon enjoying her Mimosa's

Shannon and I. It was raining so disregard my crazy smeary make up

Yeah I can't wear that make up anymore when it's going to rain...but we both look skinny whoot

Monique and I

The rain would come and go...but I thought this was cute.

Less Than...

2 weeks until DC gets here whoooo and Kellie her twin (not identical) sister comes.


So in lieu of that here's a picture of her at my wedding.



Yes putting on extra deodorant because it was f'n hot that day!

Love ya DC

Rules of being a good fan...

Rule 1. Take a joke
Rule 2. Never say things that are a personal jab at the person
Rule 3. Especially if you are a man trying to intimidate a woman will get your ass kicked no matter where you are and what team you're a fan of.

Here's this story in a nutshell because honestly I don't want to relive it.

Uncle Kevin sold one of his tickets to my friend M. So I sent Uncle Kevin to sit with Mr. B and I sat with M. Well M went off early to go watch the band etc

So when it was time to walk (since we were in opposite directions) I was walking alone to the stadium.

There was this really cocky guy behind me talking to his two friends. (He was a Gator fan and they were LSU fans) he's going on and on about how great the team is etc.
I said something to the effect of "Wow you're pretty cocky...you won't be after tonight" and chuckled.

He then was like "How about you just fucking turn around and mind your own business" I said "Dude it was a just a joke hence me laughing afterwards"

Something else was said and then he did it...he said "And look at what a loser you are walking and going to the game by yourself..fucking loser" (this is what stung for some reason) I pulled a Beyonce and flashed my ring finger and said "Listen here you little fucker I'm married and was nice enough to switch with a friend and I'm going to meet her now"

I said "You know it was all a joke and you got serious and you're a dick"

He then ripped on my jeans. They are capri's people. But the ones that go to your knee's. He's like "you can't even figure out if you want to wears jeans or shorts or whatever those things are"

I turned and was like "Seriously? It was a joke and you made it so serious" He then called me something like a bitch and I said

"You know again you have proved that Florida fans are the worst fans...even when I was an Iowa fan at the Outback bowl you guys taunting little kids" and I called him a fucking asshole and dick haha

he kept going and I said a few more times "Listen it wa a joke and you turned it into something serious" I said "I'm leaving now because I punch you, you fucking tool" haha

I was soooo fuming! It was ridiculous. Well his personal attacks really hurt me...don't ask me why I don't know but I've never been personally attacked like that just the regular your team sucks banter you know.

But when Auntie Poo and I went to Tampa to see Iowa play Florida in the Outback Bowl a couple of years ago those fans were terrible!!!!!

First of they won on a bullshit call. After the game the ref's even said that it shouldn't have been called. That touchdown would've tied up the game and it would've went into OT. After the game people were actually cussing and taunting little kids...like a 5 year old.

That's how much class they have.

And by the way...they didn't create Gatorade. The guy that went to work at Florida actually was working at LSU and him and another guy created it for the players but then he went there and patented it Gatorade...I'm not saying this because I hate Florida truly not.

It's something I knew right when I moved down.

Yah Cheaters til the end right.

Well I think Tim Tebow is a good kid and really talented. I think he may have trouble in the NFL though but none the less I wish him the best...but his fans can kiss my Tiger loving ass.

Oh and he looked like Chewbacka...no freaking lie....a mix between Chewbacka and a LumberJack. But I wasn't witty enough to say that haha

Make Up Your Mind

Ok my In Law's are notorious for not making up their minds when it comes to things to do. I get really really frustrated with that because my family is the complete opposite and has things planned out and makes a big to do about holidays etc.

I decided that I'm just going to take the bull by the horns and be the annoying person that picks. I mean we've gone from not going anywhere to going someone in a matter of two days heh.

It went from maybe North Carolina, NYC, Colorado, Mexico, Dominican Republic, or Costa Rica maybe haha

But after researching I have found a great place in the Riviera Maya for a decent price. We checked it out on Tuesday night and it was about 1450 with airfare for two people all inclusive. Last night it was already up to 1600 grrr

And this is the week before Xmas because the week of Xmas is double that price (yah no lie). So I really want to get on it now.

I emailed my BIL aka Uncle Ben about the dates primarily because I have to tell my boss what week I'll be out so we can plan. I had Mr. B call him on his way home last night to say check it. Do you really think I got a response no....do you think I had a response waiting this morning when I checked it...no

I mean this family is so slooooow when it comes to things like this that are important. And to be honest if they just give me the dates and agree on the place I'll book mine now so I don't lose more money and whenever they get around to it they can.

I already know Mama Deb said to just call her and get her credit card info so she'd do it like today. It's just pesky Uncle Ben who doesn't have anyone nagging him which Mr. B won't because he'll say "real people work" yah I'm a real working person but I can manage to check a damn email in between.

Anyways this happens all of the time. Last year they came for Thanksgiving because I wanted it at our house instead of going to San Antonio (nobody lives there just a vacation) and since I had it at home Mr. B said we had to spend Xmas with his family (yes they came for Thanksgiving not my fam) but he said because I was getting my way having it at our house we had to do that...fine whatever.

We sit, sit, sit nothing....nothing involving Christmas at all and I hadn't been home for Xmas in 4 years and my aunt was coming in from Belgium and that made me really sad. Then it turned into they got invited to Mr. B's aunts house and just couldn't bare to turn her down. So we ended up in NOLA for a few days and I told Mr. B f this we're going to my family on Christmas day.

So we did his family thing for a few days and then went home. But we got there on Xmas day and yes it was still fun but the whole fun thing at GG and Papa's is the anticipation of Xmas.

So last year Mr. B said well now we're having a REAL Xmas with my parents...I said fine whatever but after that we're doing my family and then staying home the one after....he agreed.

I do get my grandparents coming for Thanksgiving which is nice since my GG turns 70 while she's here! I'm planning on making her a special cake once I figure out what to make haha.

Anyways especially if we did the week before Xmas Mr. B and I could still experience Xmas at home with some of my traditions even though we won't be doing gifts...which is fine...I can sit and watch Xmas stuff hehe

So yah that's my frustration...and technically Mr. B in law shouldn't be going out of the country since he won't call his damn doctor. But I can't force him to do that and if he's comfortable then I guess I will be.

Florida Schmorda..

And I only say that because I encountered (again) a very hateful fan (before the game) that was just the biggest prick I've ever met in my life.

Florida deserved to win that game.
Our D did everything they needed to do and our Offense couldn't handle it. Some play calling but a lot of stupid mistakes.

But I am happy it was such a close game especially since everyone kept saying we were overrated. I knew we weren't. I know we play to the level of our opponents. Do I like it no but I am a true LSU fan through and through and I'm not going to throw in the towel or not believe.

I do feel that we could beat Alabama but that will be the hardest fight of our lives. They will most likely win and that's ok as long as we fight hard. I would totally be happy with a 10-2 season and go to to a BCS bowl game.

Anyways I have some pictures I need to upload because well this blog is kind of boring and I think pictures will make it fun haha

I will talk about that infamous FL fan later but I have shit to do at work today so I can't worry about that.

I'll update later this afternoon but must go grab some dessert before a conference call (hey don't look at me like that I'm going to work out tonight)

She Showed!!!

Ok well Thursday she showed her ugly little head but hey that was okay with me...what was that like a 46ish day cycle? ugghhh I mean seriously.

And let me tell you my cramps have been atrocious...I wanted to physically go in and pull out all female organs just to let it calm down for a minute geesh.

Well last month we didn't even get to make "whoopie" (haha that always cracks me up like an 8 year old boy) that much so it wasn't like I really thought it would happen.

I think I will definitely do more of it this month though especially since we're in the month that Aunt DC and Aunt Kellie are visiting so I wouldn't technically be pregnant until after they leave anyways.

I honestly can't believe we're already in October...and it's the 7th to boot! I mean it already marks 3 weeks until they get here...I swear just last week I was like 4 weeks! Time is truly flying by.

Mr. B's bday is the 23rd...I went and picked him up a new LSU polo...it's really nice and freaking expensive. This LSU habit is getting crazy. And of course I had to get a Gold Polo for this weekends game and then face decals and a decal for my car haha.

Its a 100 everywhere I go I swear.
But Uncle Kenny's Bday is like th 13th and he got his coupon for Texas De Brazil (if you all remember we used mine for my bday a couple months ago) well I quickly signed up Mr. B last night in hopes that he'll get one too and we'll all go together.

But right now life is just football and LSU football to be exact. Well let's not forget about the Saints who are rocking it too.

LSU played so much better against Georgia. I mean LSU fans are pretty critical and I thought it was crazy some said he still didn't play well. Folks we held them to like 37 yards in the 1st half..that's pretty good. Our D is looking great and so is Scott.

I think we have a great chance of beating Florida honestly. I saw that Tebow was practicing last night but I doubt he's going to be ready. It wouldn't be smart for him to play and ruin the rest of the season or his career...if he goes out there too early and gets hit once he could be done.

But I do want him to play so that when we beat FL all of the fans won't say its because he wasn't playing. Although I hear their back up is pretty good too.

Just no rain you hear that!

Well I'm guessing we'll be out there at about 6:30 or 7am...yep with Mimosas and Bloody Mary's and breakfast and don't forget my jello shots whooot.

It's going to be insane. I think I need to come up with some sort of portalet for our tailgate because the inside lines are going to be crazy and I don't even know where the closest portalet is and then it will be so nasty...but I'll have toilet paper at least. hmmmm

Until next time America.